is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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