Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Randomize