so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
