Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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