Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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