Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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