It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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