plz talk dirty to me
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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