For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we're making bets on your personal life
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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