best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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