they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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