Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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