Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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