Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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