He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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