This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Enjoy the penises
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
