it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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