Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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