this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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