She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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