That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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