She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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