she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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