is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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