I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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