My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
