Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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