If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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