I accidentally had phone sex last night
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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