Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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