How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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