omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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