I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
