it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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