Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize