Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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