Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she pinky promised me she was 18
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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