So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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