You really coming over, don't trick.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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