I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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