Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
