i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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