he thought i was a dude.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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