Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
one might say we're banned from that church
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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