Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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