That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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