do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I believe in your delicious
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
