I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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