I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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