i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Bring me that man meat
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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