Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Soap is not a condiment
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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