ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
