But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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