i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
dude. I can hear the air.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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