why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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