Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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