He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
There's even glitter on my cock...
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