I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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