i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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