she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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