Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
